Splenda-Daddy

Not as old or as rich as a Sugar Daddy and willing to take ugly or fat chicks

I got me a Splenda-Daddy, no more paying for Netflix for me!

by Air-Bliss October 6, 2019

egg daddy

when u fist a milf

damn im her egg daddy

by fhduxrujytgfvi August 27, 2019

Baby Daddy Blues

The natural feeling/connection post having a baby with someone & you’re wishing you could be a family. You keep thinking about your baby daddy despite the reason you aren’t together, and want to be intimate w/ him.

“Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby daddy blues bad. I’m so mad at him, but I just keep thinking about him.”

“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, I have the baby daddy blues.”

by Ttawlove September 7, 2022

father daddy

chevy avalanche 2005

we fucked it up. rip father daddy.

engine seized

2005-2023

“rip father daddy, you will be missed.”

*cries*

by trysaratops August 31, 2023

Daddy Nigger

A Daddy Nigger is a term to help teach your kids to count on their fingers. Children can sing the nigger finger family song to help them count. The song goes like this: "Daddy Nigger Daddy Nigger where are you? Here I am Here I am. How do you do?

Kid: I need to learn how to count but idk how
Dad: just sing Daddy Nigger
Kid: Daddy Nigger Daddy Nigger where are you? Here I am Here I am. How do you do?

by father maggot July 21, 2024

Swole Daddy

When Chris and Brandon come fresh out of Weight Training

Man Chris and Brandon are offical Swole daddys

by Chris Swole Daddy4 July 30, 2016

DIY Daddy

A man willing to offer general household upkeep (DIY, mounting shelves, fitting doors, laying floors etc), in exchange for sex.

Very similar to a sugar daddy.

Single mum: "my house is starting to look tired, I need a DIY daddy around this place"

by The.Bear.123456 November 25, 2021