S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020
Get the S-I-M-Pmug. Gen S is short for Generation Selfie, the self-absorbed young people who can't do anything without taking a selfie and posting it on Instagram.
by rcnyc August 22, 2018
Get the Gen Smug. if you take a picture with “the 4’s” it means that you think kitkat is the funniest, prettiest, greatest female you’ve ever seen.
by kitkat smack May 7, 2022
Get the the 4’smug. by anonymously brilliant May 9, 2022
Get the holdin up 4’smug. A Xylonian is another word for someone of Hispanic decent. Specifically, an anime obsessed, gay, basic, short, and curly haired son of a bitch.
by liz 🥺 November 14, 2023
Get the Xylonian(s)mug. -S-W-B-G- Is Abbreviation For South West Bloody Goons, Stylified - "SXVTH WXST BLXXDY GXXNS" - 2165 Reps SWBG.
*300-S-W-B-G-LEGIONS 420BLAZEMTRENCHEZ*
by SBC_300 June 28, 2025
Get the -S-W-B-G-mug. james56: wuts 'eat shit' mean?
markfark: its s/e
student: once u go 2 TurnItIn.com 'n enter the info, turning n ur paper is s/e
markfark: its s/e
student: once u go 2 TurnItIn.com 'n enter the info, turning n ur paper is s/e
by funkeywoookey March 24, 2008
Get the s/emug.