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Get your tits in a line

1) Get your shit together.

2) Straighten out your act.

When one is acting out of accordance with how they should be, as expected by the rest of the individuals in a group, any one of the group has the responsibility to assert unto the outlined individual to get his tits in a line.

When ones tits are out of line, it is extremely unnatural and must be rectified as quickly as possible.
1, "Hey guys let's go do activities!!"

2, "Yeah!!"

3, "No guys I'm tired let's stay inside and do nothing."

1 and/or 2, "Get your tits in a line and Let's Go!"

EX 2:

1, "Guys I don't want to play this game."

2, "Get your tits in a line, and your ass on the grass. We're playing."
by koloman May 16, 2011
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Colder than a witches tit

When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it
It's colder than a witches title outside
by CowboyDave December 17, 2016
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show your fucking tits

a phrase commonly shouted out of windows at sluts so they show their fucking tits, usually proceeded by shaking of beads
by taz gam March 20, 2004
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Blow your tits off

Performing a feat of skill that is so impressive, that it figuratively blows everyone’s tits off.
Blow your tits off: You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?
by captain longdong December 1, 2020
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better than a kick in the tits

Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.
"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.
by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
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big fat oprah tits

Man, the movie national sucurity was tits. big fat oprah tits.
by goodaaron January 25, 2003
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When the oppossing player is taking way to fucking long to shuffle the deck.
Come on Jon are you trying to "shuffle the tits off the Queens" or are ya gonna fucking deal.
by Troy2480 September 27, 2006
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