When repeatedly failing becomes normal and you just give up trying
Knowing that it's not important anyway because in the end it will be okay
Knowing that it's not important anyway because in the end it will be okay
by I_missed_the_trash February 27, 2024

by Sensetsu December 9, 2008

A good girlfriend will send their boyfriends pretty pictures of themselves, even when not asked, as the boyfriend can never get enough of her beautiful face
by Youknowjtstrue July 21, 2024

When the face is too far gone you have to hit it from behind.
Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.
Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.
Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.
by KinkyKoffey November 21, 2024

This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.
Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!
by Heinkel November 25, 2017

half-niece-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024

by TLOLN January 27, 2023
