Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.

Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."

by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016

Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

Egg roll

Asian penis

I like his egg roll . I’ll take two

by Mrs. Nesbit January 28, 2022

Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.

"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."

by Flakybun February 7, 2025

guava roll

tasty roll made with guava and usually eaten with a sauce

I love to eat guava roll on hot and cold days.

by Guava Roll January 24, 2017

Cinnamon roll

A cinnamon roll is a sweet, cute, oblivious, almost helpless person or character that has bad things happen to them

Sayori is such a cinnamon roll

by Reetthefrog August 19, 2021

Tokyo Tootsie Roll

A competition between two people when they have their legs interlocked. Their anuses firm pressed together. Then one person begins to push a large length of firm excrement completely into the other persons anus. The goal of the person receiving is to push the excrement back into the originating person's body as if it were a normal bowel movement.

I tried to give bro that Tokyo Tootsie Roll but he pushed it back.

On our date we stayed up all night playing Tokyo Tootsie Roll.

by anonymous July 18, 2024