Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024
Get the Swedish rollmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The hundreD Drum Roll From A random .38 GLock Piece Call Pizza Pies<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Slang term that means masturbation. When u fake roll dice with your hand it looks like a jerking motion.
Man I'm about to roll the dice haha I'm so horny.
Where's jimmy? He went to go roll the dice in the closet
Where's jimmy? He went to go roll the dice in the closet
by LD;) October 10, 2017
Get the Roll the dicemug. Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.
Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.
Or
"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"
Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.
Or
"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"
by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018
Get the Shoulda Rolledmug. A nickname you give to someone who meeps when they sneeze and rolls in blankets like a sushi roll when sleeping.
My friend is totally a meeping sushi roll so its awesome to hear her sneeze but not to share a bed with her.
by Nerdy_girl_808 June 7, 2016
Get the Meeping Sushi Rollmug. While you’re swallowing, you punch your neck with your right fist. A Heimlich’s Maneuver you perform on yourself.
by Friar Re December 18, 2018
Get the let’s roll punchmug.