Piss Wizzard

One who can consume large quantities of alchohol but still remain lucid

Gazza: timmo's the Piss Wizzard in the group hes a slab deep and could still fool the bouncer

by PissMagic December 8, 2017

One Pint Pissed

The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends

Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!

by eric bisto October 24, 2020

Piss

golden liquid that can come out of your... uuh... thingy... and is edible but not recommended but there are things that make it safe to drink. and should be flushed down the toilet

Me: yo, dude i gotta piss
Person: k bathrooms upstairs to the right

by EddieBready July 28, 2020

piss on my clit

An interjection synonymous to "Shit On My Dick!" yet uses opposite words.

Gamer 1: Yo I just scored 3 times in a row on you in Rocket League! *Scores fourth goal*
Gamer 2: Piss on my clit!

by NotThatInn0cent September 22, 2017

Cow Piss

How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.

Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes January 26, 2021

Gamer piss

The act of going to the bathroom before a game starts and pissing as hard as you can to get back to gaming is much so it hurts the shaft

“Hey bro I’ll be right back I gotta go pee”
“Hurry up were about to drop!”
“Hey I’m back that was a real Gamer Piss”

by iEATpeople4FUN March 16, 2021

communal piss

Occurs when two or more people pee, generally outside, altogether while simultaneously staring at one another.

The communal piss taken by Bill and Ted strengthened their relationship, making the night one to remember.

by mintyfreshthot November 22, 2014