kip n puss

erotic night in with a couple of your mates. may involve brewskis, ginge and rusks.
hey dave and melvyn fancy a kip n puss in the shed tonight. i will bring the rusks and milk rations.
by gooseberry May 07, 2004
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Chew 'n Spew

Per author Bill Bryson, in Australia, a Chew 'n Spew is a roadside enterprise that offers both gas and dining. Thus, you can "chew" your food, and "spew" gas into your car.
"G'day mate. I've got a bit of a rumble in my tummy. I stopped at a chew 'n spew on my way in from Melbourne, and the soup doesn't seem to be agreeing with me."
by BuckGuy1 January 14, 2010
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caucasian snerp n derp

a sex posistion exclusive to only white people. if a black person is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp, the people involved must be beaten with sticks by chinese people. then be left naked on the street. if an asian is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp will be left on the street with only a clear piece of plastic, because they seem to be both black and white mixed. mexicans will only be charged a fine of 50 tacos.
guy 1 "dude did you hear what happened to the black guy who tried the caucasian snerp n derp?"

guy 2 "yea he was left out naked on the street for a day or two"

guy 1 "yea thank god im only asian so i get to have a piece of clear plastic to at least look like i have something cover it up with!"
by derper44 February 06, 2011
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Koolaid Slip N' Slide

Having sex with a girl when she is on her period.
He took a ride on the Koolaid Slip N' Slide.
by 6777 Pasado February 16, 2004
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Irritatin' Tug 'n' Pull

When your woman would rather jerk you off than sleep with you because she is irritated as fuck.
Bitch was so pissy last night, all I could get out of her was the irritatin' tug 'n' pull.
by zombunny November 05, 2010
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Ghetto Slip-N-Slide

When trash bags or tarp is laid down lubricated (ussually with cooking oil) and sprayed with a garden hoes.
We were so poor that we made a Ghetto Slip-N-Slide. but we dont have grass so the rocks scared our bodies.
by ZOMBIESTATUS September 07, 2012
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A colloquial phrase indicating to an Indian man that he’s openly welcomed to come forth and smear a creamy dessert consumable.
Good morning sir, C’mere n Sameer that phuddin.”
by Cumb3000 March 15, 2020
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