Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!
I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!
by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021
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EATING SHIT

to categorize someone who is unable to walk due to an athletic defect. Commonly refereed to as "Julieing it". A person generally called Julie G.
Oh did you see Julie eating shit in the parking lot. She is sooo unathletic. Poor her.
by Fluffy Kitty December 13, 2019
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Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.
Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
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eat nasty food

Tastes very bad

Might give you diarrhea but hey it's food
Oh, No! I have to eat nasty food
by ihatethanigers September 3, 2023
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Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
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Pussy Eating Mouth

Pussy Eating Mouth aka P.E.M is a term used when describing a person with full lips and or a wide mouth best for eating pussy.

A PEM should not only be noticeable by their mouth but also the slighty wimpy stature they carry. His walk should say hes so desperate to eat pussy … but not just anyones….
Emma “Wow Jeremy Strong has such a pussy eating mouth”
Sandy “Yes omg his lips are so big, i knoww he eats.”

honorable mentions:
Anthony Kiedis
Justin Long
Albert Hammond Jr
Michael B Jordan
Julian Casablancas
Kevin Gates
and that one guy in college
by BIGBOOTYCHERRY April 30, 2023
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