Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.
Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
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eat nasty food

Tastes very bad

Might give you diarrhea but hey it's food
Oh, No! I have to eat nasty food
by ihatethanigers September 03, 2023
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Sport eating

When you work out pretty hard but eat WAY more calories than you burnt off. Especially at multiple restaurants and appetizer menus after the workout.
Man we went climbing in the Gunks today then Sport Eating for burgers, beer, burritos, hot sauce, perogies, fries, rubens, and ice cream. We are not pros yet so couldn’t finish the pastrami sandwich from Harolds.
by Heady Snobber October 20, 2020
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Back seat eat

Verb: the action of eating a girls ass and then you suck start a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong load
Yo Jackson, Im about to go back seat eat. Be right back.
by Suckstart July 17, 2020
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WE NEED SUM EATS

Please help. All we have left is refried beans and rice crackers.
Yo, my cat got hit by a car... WE NEED SUM EATS.
by Big riggA! September 02, 2023
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Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!
I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!
by 4realazitgits March 04, 2021
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