smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.

Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.

by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014

eat nasty food

Tastes very bad

Might give you diarrhea but hey it's food

Oh, No! I have to eat nasty food

by ihatethanigers September 3, 2023

perfect eating

eating something whole without wasting any part of it. Also called holophagy.

Eating a banana is not perfect eating because its skin is thrown way, whereas eating an ice-cream cone is.

by uttam maharjan December 9, 2012

eating a mcdonald

It's when you're about to eat your best friend mom fat ass in public.

Him: hey what are you doing tonight
You: Probably eating a mcdonald with your dad

by Darksideofmeme May 29, 2018

Eat goru less

This is the way

‘Eat goru less’, Wise Uttam said.
‘Wise words’, his students thought.

by WallahHabibi69 November 4, 2020

im eating

i excuse made by people to get out of a football game

sorry im eating i cant play

by billbobisgone February 13, 2022