Law of Comunicability

If you touch somone, you have also touched what they have touch at the point of contact.

Ew, I just touched that guys face through the Law of Comunicability.

by JezusFreek October 2, 2009

co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's niece's husband.

My co-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 6, 2021

Kindred's Law

A law based on a thought by Larry Kindred in 2016, which states that nothing ever happens without a reason for it's occurrence; there are no coincidences as everything is either a repeat of last events, or as a result of a catalyst.

Kindred's Law means you didn't just walk into me here. You knew I'd be here, didn't you?

by WiseOn3 October 25, 2020

Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.

That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.

by M3Me December 14, 2018

law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.

Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!

by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020

Kister's Law

A pattern where an otherwise non-sexual artwork or written work unintentionally contains hints of the creator's fetishes.

The phrase stems from the creator of the analogue horror series Mandela Catalog, Alex Kister, admitting that he is sexually interested in the concept of doppelgängers, a core feature of the narrative.

1. That's his Kister's Law!

2. I've found his Kister's Law....

3. This has Kister's Law written all over it.

by Aqua's Nest April 1, 2025

Sturtzy law

It is not cheating if you pay for sex

Babe I didn’t cheat it was “Sturtzy law”

by Sturtzy January 8, 2021