Colder than a witches tit

When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it

It's colder than a witches title outside

by CowboyDave December 17, 2016

show your fucking tits

a phrase commonly shouted out of windows at sluts so they show their fucking tits, usually proceeded by shaking of beads

listen up! show your fucking tits!!

by taz gam March 20, 2004

Blow your tits off

Performing a feat of skill that is so impressive, that it figuratively blows everyone’s tits off.

Blow your tits off: You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?

by captain longdong December 1, 2020

better than a kick in the tits

Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.

"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

big fat oprah tits

when a situation has reached an all time low

Man, the movie national sucurity was tits. big fat oprah tits.

by goodaaron January 25, 2003

shuffle the tits off the Queens

When the oppossing player is taking way to fucking long to shuffle the deck.

Come on Jon are you trying to "shuffle the tits off the Queens" or are ya gonna fucking deal.

by Troy2480 September 27, 2006

National slap tit day

Since girls think it’s funny to slap our ass and dicks on April 12 we will slap their tits!

yo it’s national slap tit day so i can slap a girls tit

by babygirl292/ May 25, 2018