person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!
person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.
(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)
person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.
(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)
by 44-FLEX July 31, 2011
Get the chocolate gummi bear mug."Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023
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Derived from the delicious marshmallow candies "Bamse Mums".
Derived from the delicious marshmallow candies "Bamse Mums".
by Sparkles The Balloon Boinker December 10, 2018
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Get the Bear mug.someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac
by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler October 21, 2008
Get the chocolate pooh bear mug.Two men take viagra and then race to jerk the other off, whoever cums first loses. Winner is declared by better hand job
Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.
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People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).
Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).
Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!
Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?
Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?
Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
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