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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.
“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.
by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023
mugGet the eat dirtmug.

eats more than caseoh

When something ‘eats’ it’s really good. Caseoh (the gif) (an YouTuber) eats lots of food so when something eats more than caseoh it ‘eats’ a lot aka is really really good.
Eg. Your outfit eats more than caseoh!
by Lululemon girl January 14, 2025
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Gabe eats a bread day

It is the day where Gabe eats a bread
by Gabe the eater of a bread June 30, 2022
mugGet the Gabe eats a bread daymug.

eating beak

The licking of another person's asshole.
I'd been eating beak for hours before I realized that I had a hoof stuck between my teeth.
by Purina Princess December 18, 2011
mugGet the eating beakmug.

Eating a slap

What Chris Rock did to Will Smith's slap.
Chris Rock was eating a slap from Will Smith
by therealprotagonist March 28, 2022
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Eat my dump

And now for the trick you
Eat my dump, foo !
by confused cajun man January 22, 2021
mugGet the Eat my dumpmug.

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