Feeding the geese 

Masturbation

Johnny was caught feeding the geese.
I feed the geese every night.

Feeding the geese by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

Sold up the garden path 

This seems to be a mixture of "led down the garden path" (meaning misled) and "sold up the river" (meaning "handed over to law enforcement", slang derived from the fact that Sing-Sing state prison is "up the (Hudson?) river" from New York City).

The enthusiastic young first-time buyer was led down the garden path by the unscrupulous used-car salesman.

The entire gang that pulled off the bank heist was sold up the river by the getaway driver after he was picked up and interrogated the next day.

Sold up the garden path by Mark Caruso September 16, 2005

flesh of the gods

psychedelic mushrooms, most often the caps of psilocybin cubensis, or magic mushrooms.

I tripped so hard last night, me and Horus ate some flesh of the gods.

flesh of the gods by MCNat November 16, 2009

back in the game 

when you're friend breaks up with his longtime girlfriend and acts like he has a pair of balls again. basically he returns from injury to come back in the 4th quarter and hits on skanks with you again and win the game

Ex: ex-pussy whipped friend: "you man i just broke up with my girlfriend, wanna hit up some bars?"
Friend: dude youre back in the game!!!

back in the game by mitchryder546 October 11, 2008

The Group 

A contingent of friends that refer to them as whole.

TOJI:WTF is the group doing tonight
GWEEDO: Ya know toji, I don't have all the awnsers
DANNY: STFU you damn WOP
KEVIN: Should i bring the JD?
ALEX: Sure, i like to drink but i hav NEVER been drunk

The Group by natedizzle November 1, 2003

the glove 

push your fist into the anus, then slowly stretch out your hand like you would in a latex glove

chelsea says fisting is nothing till youve felt the glove

the glove by jeajeajeajea August 8, 2007

The Grether

A variation of of the "Cleveland Steamer" where a rather large bottomed woman takes a hot dump on the chest of a hairy Greek man.

Originated in a small mom and pop restaurant in Idaho called Butterburns. Their signature dish is "The Grether" which is a hot, 7 hour rump roast.

Wow, Sharon sure looks hot today. I bet Matt is stoked that he'll be getting "The Grether" tonight!

There's nothing like bath time with "The Grether"

I sure could use a hot "Grether" right about now!

The Grether by Jsmack November 8, 2007