Rolled

When somebody is slow as fuck

“I just ran a 9 minute mile in PE” said young Timmy.
“Oml you’re fucking rolled. Mee maw coulda done that” I respond.

by TyronDaGreat69 May 23, 2023

The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.

Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

by KevinHK February 16, 2020

rolling

-used to describe something that smells unpleasant, or horrid.

-It’s rolling in here!
-_______ be rolling!
-It’s rolling DOWN!

by J.T. The Don June 30, 2022

Drum roll moment

The build up before the first kiss with someone where your almost to a kiss and the tension is high. You can learn about it in How I met Your mother

"She called it the drum roll moment." "Ted that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard."

by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016

Egg Roll

When your sex partner will penetrate their penis into the female whilst they pass wind onto their bellend and they pop their egg smothered cock into the female's mouth.

For example, last night I made an egg roll with my bird, it was pleasurable and she thoroughly enjoyed it.

by Bangers N Mash 69 July 6, 2019

thumb roll

when you text someone and rethink your message as your clicking the send button and you pull your finger down on the screen so It won't send

I was texting Alex last night and was going to tell him I liked him at the last second I thumb rolled so i didn't fuck up

by yoter May 28, 2015

rOlled

something twitch goblins use in xQc's chat when xQc loses in a game or is wrong.

xQc loses an argument.

The chat would say rOlled with the O being replaced with the OMEGALUL emote.

by FattyBoomba67 April 26, 2021