Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.

That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.

by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021

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Mexican U-Haul

verb:// Filling all usable space in an object.

Evan's mom, at the bingo hall next to Taco Shack, hooked up with Carlos and Juan. They went went back the rent by the hour hotel and had Mexican U-Haul with all of Juans' friends.....2 in the front, 15 in the rear.

by Crypto Jesus October 5, 2021

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mexican party melt

Where two guys sandwich a girl, one in front and the other from behind and they both ejaculate creating a melt sensation. The guy at the front must then use his penis and cum to draw a Mexican moustache on the girls face.

We just had a Mexican party melt and it was totally hot!

by Quentindes May 1, 2015

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Mexican

Mexican lawnmower

My Mexican lawnmower broke

by KD0RTP April 11, 2022

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Mexican Baseball

Getting jerked off on a populated school bus by a woman over 20 years older & ejaculating in your pants, leaving 40 different people absolutely disgusted.

That bud ride was absolute Mexican baseball, did you see the reaction that you got?

by anonymous May 5, 2022

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