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May 24

by National days222 May 24, 2022
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May 20, 2022

Me: Hey do you know its May 20, 2022
Person: yeah?
Me: ok
by Jasonzzldude May 19, 2022
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May 1st

The day to send booty pics to your husband or boyfriend to help celebrate may first
by Grim5807 May 1, 2025
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May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homies Day. Make sure you show your favourite mofo some love by kissin' em on the cheek, or the lips (No Homo of course)
"Bro It's May 14 today. It's International Kiss Your Homies Day"
"Really? Well in that case get in here bro"
by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022
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May 18

RUB HEAD DAY

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Rub a bald person's head and tell them how smooth it is 🤤🌪️
Person 1: hey that man a bald mf
Person 2: I'm gonna caress that head
Person 3: it's may 18 cuh, rub that head
Bald Man: ye
Person 2: smooth as hell
by TesticleTim May 17, 2022
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.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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Mommy Mai

Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with
Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff
by Gooseavelli March 8, 2021
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