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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale used for transgender that were originally men and are now woman, used to rate them by attractiveness.
Bob- Hey Jerry, what do you think of Caitlyn Jenner?
Jerry- On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, she's like a 0.1.
by Rushhoodlum September 3, 2016
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Number 1

“I’ve gotta take a number 1” means you have to use one of your bodies dispenser areas which is only done by taking a piss a “number 2” means obviously you use” 2” of them as the average person usually pees and poops at the same time
“Jordan, are you going to the bathroom?”

“Yeah, mike I’m going to take a number 1”
by Urbanblackuser February 14, 2022
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1 guy 2 spoons

as far as i know it was an itteration of 2 girls 1 cup but it involves a guy taking 2 spoons and using them to pull his eye out of its socket
p1: have you seen "1 guy 2 spoons"
p2: yes i have you disgusting person
by merc5820 February 11, 2023
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Tylenol 1

A super super "addictive" medicine whose trademarks are running out
Dr Kahn prescribed Tylenol 1 and 3 for me I never got
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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1 Grit

A rock. Grit is in reference to sandpaper, with higher grit numbers being finer, and lower grit numbers being coarser; rocks are the lowest grit possible.
Guy finds a rock on the ground
Guy: “Oh look at that, I found some 1 grit”
by suburban__dictionary July 7, 2025
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Are you good? Wait no you literally typed every single symbol on your keyboard so why did I even ask
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person 2: wtf
person 1: :)
by Themarcisbi October 28, 2024
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