It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023
Get the Law on abandonment of your women to manmug. My cousin-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the cousin-in-lawmug. My stepuncle-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the stepuncle-in-lawmug. "A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassemblymug. stepcousin-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepcousin-in-lawmug. 
Get the co-grandpibling-in-lawmug. A fandom phenomina that states, essentially, if a given character in a work has a "good" and "evil" side or persona, the fandom will inevitably create a selfcest ship between the two. Named after the version of the Onceler from the 2012 Lorax film, which famously had a fanbase around the selfcest ship.
I saw some fanart of Simon Keyes from Ace Attorney Investigations 2 shipping him with himself. That's weird.
No, that's just Onceler's Law in action.
No, that's just Onceler's Law in action.
by SylentVoidkeeper July 20, 2024
Get the Onceler's Lawmug.