Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Anal Glizzy Fart

ie. 'Butthole Queef'

When you get it up the ass too hard and a burst of hot sweaty ass gas comes out beyond your control and it smells like hotdogs.

"I had spaghetti and hotdogs for lunch, so if you fuck me too hard I'mma have an anal glizzy fart..."

by Dayal Krishnadas March 4, 2024

Anal Projecting

The act of pooping while high.

*on the phone*

"DUDE HOLY SHIT I'M ANAL PROJECTING"

"Bruh how many edibles did you eat"

by pantaloon.exe December 27, 2020

Anal chugging

It involves 3 mates, one bends over on. 90 degree angle (pants off) the other pours a beer down their ass crack, whilst the third positions themself under the ass and drinks the waterfall of beer that has moved through the crack region

Come over tonight for some anal chugging.

by Wolfpacknz January 30, 2024

anal bead self defense

i sell used anal beads on twitter

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.

by pp.penis April 14, 2023

anal overload

It is when Jarrah has too man penis's inserted into you anus within a minute, usually ranges around 50-75 penis's a minute. He rather known for his monstrous behaviour, he plays ark because he is so anal overloaded he needs to get his mind off it.. Plus its a great game. Still Anal Overload ===> Jarrah.

Jarrah loves it when he has an Anal Overload.

by Derkason January 20, 2016

Anal glazing

When you pull your penis out of a tight vagina, spread her ass cheeks apart and cum on her butthole leaving her glazed like a doughnut.

I pulled out of Crissy and eased her cheeks apart and unloaded my jizz all over her butthole I was astounded by what I seen. Like Krispy Crème my anal glazing dream.

by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 5, 2023