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Alex

First time I saw her I thought: she can kill me with her stare and she is hot. That hasn't changed, she is everything you hope she will be and she is more. She seems to know everything about everything, and she is like, really amazing. She might state a very disturbing fact with a straight face. She has a very animation style of drawing. You should have a friend like her.
Alex just told me that my tipography hw is wrong but she sounded nice saying it.
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Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.
Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?
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Alex Bumpus

The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).
Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!
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Alex

Alex is the love of my life. He is kind, cute, funny and so god at dancing that one may wonder if he could work that pony. Even if he sometimes can be a little rough, he has a god heart. His eyes can get you lost, his warm laugh can make your heart melt into pure gold, make you want to squeeze him until you are so filed with joy and love that you are ready to die. His charm togheter with his sexy perfume really makes him a real sex appeal. And for those of you that does not get devoured of his komplex and breathtaking charisma, he still makes a really good friend, that truly will love you in his own (sometimes coldish) way.
Hey that Alex is crazy love it!
by LillbambiB December 22, 2016
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Alex C

Ugly, annoying, and most definitely disgusting. Suicidal and sometimes dangerous. He follows you around like a child. And is most likely a liberal. Also has acne. This fucker won’t leave you alone.
Fuck, How fast can we lose Alex C
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Alex

it only needs one word describe people named Alex: Atze
Alex is Atze
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Alex rose

The most beautiful female to ever live. She loves to be called roses petal and has a perfect smile. She’s secretly a freak but acts nice. Ps:has voluptuous tits.
Wow who’s that sexy beast over there
Oh that’s that’s just alex rose 🥴
by Jtthessxy January 1, 2022
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