the Albanian flag is so butters
by The definition of butters March 14, 2019
Get the Butters mug.What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Get the I'd eat my bread without butter! mug.Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter
Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.
The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.
Employee: Right this way sir.
The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.
by luqerbqli March 18, 2019
Get the Nut Butter mug.Typically for women with a muffin top. To ejaculate on a women's stomach after pulling out and spread it with your dick, like spreading butter on a muffin.
I don't want to get her pregnant so I'll butter her muffin instead. She might even suck me off after.
by dangodame May 21, 2019
Get the Butter her muffin mug.Dat beat is so juicy it's smooth like Gutter Butter.
Man this weed got me twisted like Gutter Butter.
Man this weed got me twisted like Gutter Butter.
by Smokey Halls May 22, 2019
Get the Gutter Butter mug.by @connor_paris June 6, 2019
Get the supreme butter mug.See Nutter; 1. when a Nutter/s are lubed up
With drugs or alcohol.
2. A Nutter's brother/sister in arms.
With drugs or alcohol.
2. A Nutter's brother/sister in arms.
by Jack Cyril June 8, 2019
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