1 July

National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.

-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~

by RodrigoTheWolf May 30, 2022

1 July

National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day

' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '

by horloq July 01, 2024

-1

The IQ score of the UK Prime Minister.

Boris Johnson has an IQ of -1

by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022

-1

The average IQ score of a modern pop music fan.

Person 1: Omg look at Courtney, she's listening to Doja Cat and Dua Lipa, what a fucking loser.

Person 2: Yeah, she must have an IQ score of -1

by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022

1-B

A very loving robot <3

Does 1-B has a dick?

by DarkM0chii August 30, 2021

2 bears 1 cave

2 hairy men Indulging in sexual intercourse while in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears 1 cave? I always come out on top

by The Mottanator 400 December 04, 2023

2 for 1

2 for 1 is defined as you go out with one girl and invite the 2nd girl over to the house around 9 or so. The 2nd one knows that we're fucking if they come that late. The first one pussy is marinating cuz they be surprised I'm leaving someone so I end up fucking her another day. 2 hoes for 1 date

I had my first 2 for 1 last night as a 40 year old!

by Dale Wolf December 22, 2022