New Jersey Devils

The worst team in the national hockey league. they are all fagots. The new jersey devils are known for sucking ass except not actually because nobody on the new jersey devils gets girls. the new jersey devils aren’t men. oops looks like you dropped your purse ladies

Wayne Gretzky: The new jersey devils are a mickey mouse team! They are faggots
Dumb new jersey fan: Wayne Gretzky would not say that!1
hockey dude 1: the new jersey devils are disgusting because new jersey is a bad place
hockey dude 2: bro you are so right!
Jack Hughes: That’s so mean! Because I am a pussy I am going to kill myself!
hockey dude 1: have fun!
Dumb new jersey fan: Dont’ kill your self Jack Hughes I want to rail you you can’t die before i shove my dick in your mouth1 because i’m a homosexual faggot fan from new jersey

by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022

oakland new jersey

A town in bergen county where half the town rides around in Range Rovers and the other half still drives mini vans. The boys and girls get a long fairly well here, even though the boys can be complete dicks and the girls can be somewhat try hard and major hoes. If you’re an average “Oaklander” you will go to Juniors Pizzeria after school. And if you’re wondering how kids get there, they ride their bikes, or can be seen walking in large groups. At Indian Hills football games, occasionally the whole 7th and 8th grade go onto the hill and play football, even though there is one right in front of them. The girls tend to listen to music, while the boys play football and not pay attention to either of the two games going on. After ALL these games, everyone goes to Juniors. (and some white girls so to starbucks). This my friends, is oakland.

Wow did you see that hoe from Oakland New Jersey?!?!

by slurp22345 November 9, 2018

Upstate New York

everywhere in New York State EXCEPT for the city
used to make everyone who doesn’t live in the city feel better about themselves because they have a fancy title too
a way to shut out the city in hopes to bring attention to the fact that New York is an entire state, and New York does not always mean the city

person A: Where do you live?
person B: New York
person A: how’s the city life?
person B: no, idiot, i live in Upstate New York and i despise the city.

by sadgirl getting mad August 21, 2018

new best friend

also see new favorite person / new favourite person

term of acceptance coming after someone has praised the works or acts of the author or speaker.

Great Idea! I'll get to work on it right away!


You, sir, are my new favourite peson.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

New Years peeve

Anything related to irksome New Year
celebratory antics .

Look the fountains all been boarded up !.
Yep - Thats a real New Years peeve ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

Fox News and chill

It means that you are going to go over to your partner's house to hate fuck/anger fuck with Fox News in the background. Similar to, but a lot rougher than Netflix and chill.

Ty: "Hey Nicole wanna come over and watch Fox News and chill"

Nicole: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"

Ty: "Wait I thought we were just gonna watch Fox News?"

Nicole: "Fox News and Chill means we hate fuck, dumbass"

by TrumpSmasher July 11, 2016

New Year’s Anal

When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.

Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.

Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby

by Urban humor December 23, 2017