The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.

Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!

by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022

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Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

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Milk

Milk is a liquid substance often drank by weebs and redditors. Milk is made from the process of melting teeth.

"Did you know that milk is made from melted teeth?" "Of course, that's what the tooth fairy uses her teeth for."

by MeltedTeethMan March 1, 2020

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Getting the milk

The only way for your dad to come back from the store with the milk is by unsubscribing from dream, jellybean and other cringe you tubers

I hope my dad is done getting the milk it’s been 13 years

by Mongoose_GD May 25, 2022

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Breast milk

People call it milk but its more like milk flavored cream

A: I drank breast milk from my gf for the first time yesterday. She says she'd rather drink cum but goddamn it was the best thing I've ever drank in my fucken life
B: First, stop being horny. second, FUCK YOU

by stawckbattl December 31, 2023

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