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are you serious right neow bro?

a phrase used by people that have a brain smoother than a babies buttcheeks.
mom: 'your grandmother is dying to cancer.. she's stage 4.. lets pray to god that she wins the fight against it.'
baby buttcheek brain boy: 'are you serious right neow bro?'
by beemovieisaW November 21, 2022
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what are u doing step bro

what are u doing step bro is something that a step sister says when she gets stuck in a provocative position and her STEP-BRO walks in with his big Ding Dong Shling Shlong and sticks it in his step sister and the iconic line is said WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO
Stepsis: oh no im stuck in the washing machine
Stepbro: Walks in with dick out and sticks it in his step sister
Stepsis: what are u doing step bro, did u at least use a condom?
Stepbro: Its fine were not related by blood so there's no chance of deformity
by Big ol Horse Ding Dong February 21, 2022
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Known as many names: Brobi Wan Kenobi, Bro King, Ultra Bro, or sometimes just "hero." M-watts has been called the Rosa Parks of our generation. Undoubtedly the biggest, baddest, and all around best bro ever to set foot on this land. Even the top bros of the state "Broklahoma" admire her and try to mimic her bro like activity, failing miserably of course. Don't hate on this girl, because as mentioned in the post above, she will not hesitate to kick you in the dick. Gracing the universe with her presence since 1992, Meredith Frikin Watts is the BRO KING!
If you: a. don't know Meredith Frikin Watts (Bro King) or b. think or have ever thought that she is not the bro king, you should probably be stabbed.
by Christiano Bronaldo September 28, 2010
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small-town aberzombie bros and hoes are defined as university students that hail from small towns that you have never heard of, such as Porcupine, Ontario, and the like, who only wear abercrombie and hollister, because when they make "shopping trips to the big city", these are seen as "new and hip stores from the states"; the 'hoes' part comes from the Thursday-Saturday nights when the girls of guelph congregate in the downtown core of Guelph wearing nothing but perhaps a belt as a dress - these girls typically refer to themselves as "Whore Zone." no word of a lie.
Whore Zone member #1: "Hey Hoe, can i like, wear this bra as a dress?"

Whore Zone member #2: "Oh Ma Gawd!! Like, totes magotes, Hoe!!!! You look soo delish. Every bro in guelph is gonna wanna taaaap thaaat!!!!"

Whore Zone member #1: "Thanks betch!!"

By-stander: "Ew, look at those small-town aberzombie bros and hoes doing the nasty in van goghs... vom dot com."
by notamemberofwhorezone May 4, 2009
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Chill off my cock bro

1:When you want your friend to leave you alone cus hes all over ur nuts
2:Becomes one of the most annoying,yet catchy phrases
Bob: Billy, Billy, wait for me, i want your nuts in my mouth!!
Billy: Yo.... Chill off my cock bro
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Do you even gymnastics bro?

An inside joke used between friends. Created at a birthday party and is funny for some unknown reason
by StarwarsFinatic666 December 10, 2017
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Are you serious right now bro

This word was popularised by IShowSpeed a famous content creator on Youtube.
"I might have deleted one of your minecraft accounts." - a friend
"Are you serious right now bro?"
by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023
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