quarter life crisis

stressing and/acting up out in your 20's. taken from mid-life crisis which used to be stressing in the mid-30's, but now has been pushed up due to longer life expectancy.
heh, look at that college student over there, she's totally buggin, she must be having a quarter life crisis
by Robbie :) May 11, 2004
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pseudo pro-life

There are people who consider themselves pro-life. They are eager to stand and scream in front of a Planned Parenthood clinic (harassing women going in for Pap smears but not actually stopping even one abortion). However, they don't seem the least bit interested in opposing war or capital punishment (which would really save lives).

They also seem uninterested in addressing rape, incest, poverty, economic and social injustice, lack of access to adequate nutrition, lack of access to adequate health care, or sexual ignorance -- all of which are factors that drive the rate of abortion.

This leads outside observers to the conclusion that such people are more interested in being seen to be publicly righteous than in actually furthering the values they claim to uphold. I tell you, they have their reward.
"You hear Ms. Catholic over there calling for that guy to be executed?" -- "Yeah, she's totally pseudo pro-life. Consistent ethic of life, my ass."
by DancingKali August 13, 2011
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Advanced Life Support

in new york it's a paramedic (EMT-P) or Critical care tec (EMT-CC) the abbreviation is ALS and it can also mean

Ain't Lifting Shit
thats y i have EMT's and i went for my Advanced Life Support
by emt121 December 21, 2009
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You suck at life.

Teacher: You need to get your grades up, and stop slacking off.
Dan: WOW, you suck at life.
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You may go to collage for free because you run fast, you may have a 4.0 gpa and have lots of money and grow up to be a doctor, get married to some football player and have a buch of sucsessful kids. BUT you suck at life and there is nothing you can do about it.
by Gummby November 14, 2004
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Alternative Life Style

To be a homo or a lesbo. This is usually backed up by liberals.
Liberals love the Alternative Life Style.
by I'm Not A Lib March 29, 2005
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My Life as Liz

One of the most stupid shows that MTV has ever produced. It centres around the life of a girl named Liz, and how people at her school find her weird. The show is obviously scripted and is edited terribly.
Hey, did you watch My Life as Liz yesterday?

Yeah that show is terrible!
by prityinpurple April 08, 2010
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What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair
If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.
by Cortana Dragoon July 03, 2005
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