Five Finger Lettuce

Beating up a gay guy

I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.

by Northstar56 June 18, 2020

kindle finger

noun. An injury to one's finger, similar to tennis elbow, resulting from holding the weight of a kindle on that finger.

Ow! I can't make a proper fist because I have kindle finger.

by drfreed August 28, 2020

thirty finger handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

Full Finger Fumpeting

When you bitch about a little boo boo on your hand like a beta cuck; i.e. slamming the breading table on your pinky

Bro, you're whining about a little full finger fumpeting? My hands are full finger blasted rn.

by Usblatte September 21, 2020

Secret Finger Jitsu

A karate move, involving your hands and some tape. You use the Secret Finger Jitsu when someone is trying to mug you and you grab your tape and tape his mouth shut and stick your fingers up his nose and run.

Person: ur getting mugged kid
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*

by GarrettIsBadAtMakingGames October 22, 2020

Sexual Fidgeting

The act of masturbation or sexual intercourse in order to decrease one's boredom.

"I was just sitting in my dorm during lockdown, bored out of my mind. Sexual Fidgeting was the only thing that got me through."

by Lieken November 1, 2020