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douch

douch is know as a jerk or someone who wants things done their own way
Man he's such a douch, he cant just tell people how to do things his way .
by steven ford July 12, 2017
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douche stream

When a Jackass leaks shit from their mouths.
Colin had a douche stream when he said that the world will end tomorrow by a dinausaor attack .
by Matzy15 July 14, 2017
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douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.
JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017
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Douche Juice

Vape Liquid that is put in a vaping device, also called a douche flute
The dirty hipster had cotton candy scented douche juice in his douche flute bellowing clouds of smoke to defend his virginity
by Boleym October 12, 2018
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douche

you are a douche.
by hype beats October 29, 2018
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Douche Canoe

Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"
by JessDancer26 October 29, 2018
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Douche Nozzle

Another name for a vape, especially as it emits an obnoxious cloud of smelly vapor.
“Wow, look at that dude’s huge douche nozzle. What a douche.”
by forestpheebs February 21, 2019
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