two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.

We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!

by dona sweet November 07, 2021

Two Neighbours Downstairs

Your Balls

I love my Two Neighbours Downstairs

by FakeC April 19, 2023

Two Fist

When a guy stimulates two other guys penises with his hands, usually resulting in ejaculation

Billy used his "Two Fist" and stroked Roger and Dwayne Simultaneously till they came all over his face

by HardTime June 28, 2019

two skip

Two skip is the short form of “two more runs and skip the last” as it is widely believed that calling the last run of the day is bad luck. This is a popular phrase in ski culture.

"Yo, you wanna two skip it down to the base?” “Two skip is my favorite ski brand.”

by TwoSkip January 21, 2024

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking March 25, 2014

one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.

"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"

by noirline November 12, 2017

two heartbeats

being turned on

“you’re so sexy”

“omg that just gave me two heartbeats !”

by bowww April 08, 2024