milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

emoji cat heat ahh milk push harder 13+

this is possibly the worst thing ever

i should never look out emoji cat heat ahh milk push harder 13+

by Pottbellyocassional June 25, 2025

pour some milk into my cup

(of a female) Take on sexual intercourse

Pour some milk into my cup, sugar

by MASTER5 ^%^ December 6, 2018

Milk

Forbiden cum

I drank some milk yesterday

by maribor2008 May 22, 2022

milk

always i’m slumber when u need them the most.

milk was sleeping while his friends were being eaten by giraffes

by uhiiyo January 10, 2022

choccy milk

A “meme” enjoyed solely by retarded 8 year olds, and the easy sign of a little kid on the internet

A retarded 8 year old: Posts image of Baby Yoda with the scumbag Steve hat, a gun, laser eyes, smoking cannabis, and a glass of chocolate milk, with amogus and XOK in the background, captioned “HERE, HAVE SOME CHOCCY MILK BECAUSE YOU ARE EPIC”
Everyone else: *punches hole in computer screen* This is the dumbest retarded shit Ive seen in my life. *pours rubbing alcohol into eyes*

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023

Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022