post porn blues

The feeling of disgust in ones self when climaxing mid porn and having to continue viewing the porno.

I was watching some heaps dirty porno, finished before it ended and had to deal with the post porn blues. I felt so dirty.

by shxhckl September 24, 2011

Blue Ball Shuffle

A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.

Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.

by TheDoc88 November 2, 2010

Blue Screen of Death

Blue screen of death is god's subliminal "I FUCKING HATE YOU" message.

God: I FUCKING HATE YOU! *blue screen of death you comp before you save your 390473497hours worth of work*

Have a nice day. *angels sing*

by Darkside915.deviantart.com August 6, 2008

Columbus Blue Jackets

A professional hockey team in the NHL. This team was founded in 2000 as an expansion team. Though up till now their success has lacked as a team (Rick Nash got the Rocket Richard trophy for most goals in a season though), the start of the 2007-2008 has been kind to them. Once a team struggling and trying to build a solid franchise is now seeking to make it into the playoffs. So far, they are the only active team not to make the playoffs.

Before: The Columbus Blue Jackets lost again. Go fucking figure.

Now: The Columbus Blue Jackets won again. Go fucking figure.

by The kid your mom warned you about in kindergarden December 4, 2007

Phoenix Blue Beard

When your at the Phoenix open and you take a shit in the urinal while receiving a blow job the blue liquid splashes the girls chin giving her a blue beard

when i was at the open i gave 3 girls phoenix blue beards

by jraypatsfan December 16, 2008

blue veined monster

slang for male genetalia.

my wife told me this morning, "she got attacked last night, by the ""blue veined monster"".

by msgruss March 9, 2009

blue jar no cap

Blow job no rubber

This chick in her post stated on the first date you could get a blue jar no cap if you had the right stuff.

by DavanK December 13, 2017