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dumb as shit

a compound adj. to describe a noun
My teacher is dumb as shit.
My computer is dumb as shit.
This movie is dumb as shit.
by Drunk monkey October 12, 2003
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shit myself

"Shit myself" is when you do bad at something such as a game of Cock of Duty or a game of HALER 45. You just know you fucking suck and can't help but say it.
Boy 1: YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK! *Kills other person*
Boy 2: Awwwh, I just shit myself.
by PoopyHead April 6, 2015
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shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.
(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!
by eeyun June 16, 2008
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shitting lipids

What happens when one person eats over 200% of their Daily Recommended Value of saturated fat. Also can be used to describe imminent failure, or fucking up bad.
Casey was shitting lipids after eating an entire pint of Haagen Dazs.

"I'm just shitting lipids over that DSP exam," proclaimed Casey, as he knew that his grades would plummet him into disaster.
by Zorba November 13, 2003
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shit dot

adjective: (1) to engage in a shenanigan involving at least two offenders and one victim (at a time) where one of the former two restrain the latter and the remaining one squats over the victim, applying his (or her) buttcheeks firmly against the victim's forehead and proceeds to squeeze out a minute portion of a turd so that the victim is left with a small brown (color may vary) mark on the forehead thus having administered the shit dot. (2) a vulgar act of flitatious terrorism.
They were left with no alternative than to shit dot him right there in the kitchen.
by James Gibbons October 9, 2006
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shit fetish

Shitting in another persons mouth or face
by Shitty Mac Chaf December 24, 2003
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