When one farts in ones cup of milk. Or perhaps sharts in the cup as well. Then makes that person drink it.
by 69er master September 4, 2009

by DCYBER406 June 24, 2024

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.
by broiledeggs July 22, 2021

by niofweriqpahefo[pbqpibfbufwepa January 27, 2023

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

David: “My glock is fantastic because it’s made of plastic.”
Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”
David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”
Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”
David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”
Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
by Jackgyver January 7, 2022

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.
Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!
Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?
Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?
by Tikal427 May 16, 2023
