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Milk Gasser

When one farts in ones cup of milk. Or perhaps sharts in the cup as well. Then makes that person drink it.
Man i just gave that dude a milk Gasser!!!
by 69er master September 4, 2009
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Skim milk

A nickname for a person who was big but has lost some weight.
Hey skim milk. Why you call me skim milk for?
Because you lost weight.
by DCYBER406 June 24, 2024
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Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.
“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”
by broiledeggs July 22, 2021
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silk milk

do it do it do it do it do it like this silk milk
by niofweriqpahefo[pbqpibfbufwepa January 27, 2023
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The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.
by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022
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Milk Disaster

A conversation between two or more white people about something related to hood culture
David: “My glock is fantastic because it’s made of plastic.”

Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”

David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”

Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
by Jackgyver January 7, 2022
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Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.
Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?
by Tikal427 May 16, 2023
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