ya monkey

a nick name given to someone who performs a stupid or ridiculous task.

You tell a friend you sent an email out to a few people detailing some embarissing moment. In doing that you send the story to the person in the story...

Later that day you are referred to as 'Ya Monkey'

by goodmonkey December 8, 2005

Dill Monkey

Insult used to call someone a homo-sexual. dill being part of dill hole and monkey being part of ass monkey implying someone who monkeys around with the dill hole ass monkey, rectal broom, butt pirate

You are a dumb ass dill monkey!!!

by Dizzy Devil August 13, 2007

shoulder monkey

The invisible monkeys that live on either of one's shoulders.

Tell your shoulder monkey to stop throwing feces at me!

by beepers872 January 7, 2008

Porch Monkey

A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club

be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.

by CaptainHurricane June 22, 2011

Mongolian monkey

When you're fucking a girl doggystyle, discreetly shit in your hand, then right before your about to cum you cover her mouth with the shitty hand until you cum.

"Last night I gave your mom a Mongolian monkey and got shit all over your living room and made her clean it!"

by Winterfart69 July 27, 2019

Hot Tub Snow Monkey

The guy in the hot tub that, like the Hot Tub Meerkat, can't quite commit to sitting all the way down but, damnit, they are trying, resulting in an act that resembles the Japanese Snow Monkey.

I was heading to the hot tub when i spotted the Hot Tub Snow Monkey and decided it was too fucking weird, I think i'll hit the sauna.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

ya fucking monkey

a retarded phrase that people say when they wake someone up or to make people laugh

YA FUCKING MONKEY WAKE UP

by handless April 26, 2009