Caleb Parker House

The only man for me.

I will forever love Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 4, 2022

House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.

Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard

by JoblessDerrick (House-Bastard) August 16, 2024

slap a house on it

The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt

Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it

by FreddyJones July 27, 2020

italian house party

A funeral/wake held by or for Italian-Americans

Sorry to hear about your ma. She was a saint. When’s the Italian house party? I’ll send some flowers.

by om3rta September 29, 2020

If That Is Your Mitch Then Let Me Haunted House

If That Is Your Mitch Then Let Me Haunted House

If That Is Your Mitch Then Let Me Haunted House

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

main house

When you have multiple houses, the main one.

For example, Bush's main house is a ranch in Texas. It used to be the White House.

by George Richards May 27, 2011

Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.

My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.

by Wheezl February 18, 2023