Victory Cake

Victory Cake is a term that refers to any and all desserts that are eaten in celebration of or in anticipation for an event. Victory Cake may reference cakes, pies, smoothies, milk shakes, and cookies among hundreds of other options. Sometimes no special occasion demands the need for Victory Cake.

Guy: Wow that test was hard, better get some Victory Cake
Girl: I'm not pregnant, Victory Cake time!

by Paul Sack February 12, 2013

hotdog cake

So it's like when you bring a giant cake to a bachelor party, only there's not actually a girl inside, so a bunch of dudes just get really drunk waiting for the girl to jump out but she never does and they end up all sticking it in the cake

Man I am so sorry about that hotdog cake last night dude

by a captain of industry June 07, 2011

gnarley cakes

(adjective) Normally used to describe the snow or weather conditions on a ski mountain when they become stormy, windy, icy, extremely cold or otherwise particularly difficult. Used by snowboarders and some skiiers. Linguists studying the term have concluded that it likely originated in the Sierra Nevada Mountain Range ski towns during late 2007 towards the end of the Hummer H2 age and was primarily used by resort industry instructors at June Mountain, California.

Whoa man, you had better suit up.... it's turning gnarley cakes out there.

by Stan Wilkinson May 17, 2008

cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 03, 2013

Cake Scraper

Used to define a spatula that you would you to scrape cake batter off of the side of a bowl. It is bendable, and can gets the sides well to get all of the batter out.

Can you pass me that cake scraper.

by TurquoiseDragon January 16, 2024

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 28, 2024

Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.

Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.

by Zi7ar21 May 08, 2024