Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025
Get the Little Bear Disease (LBD)mug. by Young.dexter May 29, 2018
Get the Bear in the mudmug. Like Eskimo brothers (men having sex with the same female, share an igloo), "cave clan" members have had anal sex with the same female, i. E. been in the same dark hole.
Dude1: That girl ladt night had aunt Flo visiting, do she let me tap the balloon hole.
Dude2: Same with me a few months ago. She was ragging so she let me in through the backdoor. Guess we part of the same brown bear clan now.
Dude2: Same with me a few months ago. She was ragging so she let me in through the backdoor. Guess we part of the same brown bear clan now.
by CO2 June 28, 2020
Get the Brown bear clanmug. A type of bear ( used in the gay terminology/communtiy).
The Bro Bear is a bear in the redneck side of town, who is attracted to their siblings
The Bro Bear is a bear in the redneck side of town, who is attracted to their siblings
by ADogNamedGrow March 6, 2020
Get the Bro Bearmug. by Wmyb_lynn December 5, 2020
Get the teddy bear aileenmug. Due to so many of da modern vehicles' having automatic transmissions, fewer clutches have to be replaced nowadays, and so da metal-recycling bin in a typical neighborhood garage seldom gets opened to toss in worn-out manual-engagement-mechanism bits; said receptacle's throwout bearing therefore gets less of a workout.
by QuacksO December 21, 2024
Get the throwout bearingmug. by Seiglored November 13, 2021
Get the bear in my trunkmug.