Anal Oyster

The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus

We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster

by The danger ranger December 19, 2017

anal peircings

the worst mistake of your life.

i got anal peircings.... fuck my life

by cockaflutledoo February 12, 2015

Anal problem

anything that has to do with you needing something..

I need fifty bucks... instead of it ain't no problem it's 'Anal problem!

by Enfreakay July 31, 2018

intense anal rape

The act you commit of fucking some random persons ass so hard they shit and piss at the same time

man: i love intense anal rape
man 2: yeah but its so messy

by FranklinRivasEZGG April 23, 2022

Anal Ramming

The act of when a man shove their genitalia into another mans anal region so hard it bleeds out of their penis

Also hurts like shit.

Hey man, your bleeding.

Nah i was just Anal Ramming

by Bitch_Nigga November 25, 2014

Anal Without Lube

When something sucks, because its a pain in the ass

Dude, that homework task was totally anal without lube.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 06, 2024

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 February 25, 2016