condom sex

Sex that involves (when especially not pleasurable) the use of a standard or generic condom; the event in which a man's sexual experience, stimulation or pleasure is stunted by the condom. Typically used as a negative term but has known benefits such as (sometimes) feeding a man's stamina in order to further satisfy his partner.

I slept with Wendy from psychology class last night but the dry rubber we used produced condom sex.

Because we had condom sex, I was able to last much longer with Julie.

by 124389538ythry December 7, 2012

Pilk Sex

The definition between the love of Pilk Chocolate Milk, WindPower, RJackson, Benjamuffin, and various members of the TFWiki. This love is forbidding and its sexuality is infinite. Pilk Sex is sex for the heart.

RJackson: Want to have some Pilk Sex with my Meat?
SmashMan: Oh boy, do I ever!

by Wikian January 4, 2011

sex-pantherish

to do something that makes you look really cool, and is so stupid that it is funny.

Eric just pants Alex causing his boxers to fall down, exposing his small wiener to a bunch of girls. That is so sex-pantherish.

by Joe-Bob October 10, 2004

surprize sex

a fail way of spelling surprise sex.

surprize sex:
A jolly spin to date rape.
"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.

by notsuck1 September 12, 2009

Lanal Sex

Anal sex that doesn't involve penetration. The male sticks his penis in between the girl's (or guy's) butt cheeks and proceeds to thrust, just like one would while titty-fucking.

Man, she wouldn't let me have regular anal, but I did give her some Lanal sex last night!

by lanalexpert69 January 13, 2011

Sex-On-the-Beach

<noun>
a session of masturbation in which the "user" employs sunscreen lotion as a means of lubrication, leaving all lights on and turning the therm up to 84.

"Woke up this morning to my pink Motorola RAZR screaming an indie folk song, had some eggs, a Sex-On-the-Beach, took a shower, then here I am."

by lubricationVarient September 21, 2011

sex stew

1. to add some spices and broth to the pot, if you know what I mean. if not, it means change things up a bit while in the sack
2. it is what I made with your mother last night.

1. "lets heat things up a bit with Big Red tongue kissing!" Emelia screamed with joy, while Emril yelled "BAM! SEX STEW!"
2. Sean Connery's voice, "I just made sex stew with your mother last night Trebek."

by Petmegroin May 10, 2006