Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

pumping ass

anal sex

Person 1: Hey, did you hear what Jason did the other day?
Person 2: No, what'd he do?
Person 1: He was totally pumping ass with Becky.
Person 2 : Goals.

by lolingatyouandyourlife June 20, 2015

Yer ass

A vintage low guinea response when you don't like what someone has said to you.

John ``Hey, Ann Marie, eat some more so you look even fatter''
Ann Marie: ``Yer ass!''

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Piss Ass

Piss Ass is a disfunction that causes piss to come out of one's ass. Often mistaken for a form of cancer called ass cancer.

"yo dude I think I got Piss Ass"
"the doctor says I may be suffering from constant Piss Ass"
"why is piss coming out of my ass? oh, it may be Piss Ass"

by LexCroissantTheChildMolester June 3, 2019

ass booger

A small piece of shit that gets stuck under your finger nail and you smell it and say that's a "DANK ASS BOOGER!"

Jeffy:" I need help. I've got an ass booger stuck in my finger nail. i need someone to sniff it out."
Cody: "Let me get a sniff."

by YurrStepDad April 8, 2020

ass station

Much like how a gas station is a place where you can get some gas, an ass station is a place where you can get some ass.

Bro, my girlfriend dumped me last night. What's the best ass station in town?

by jacob carr June 20, 2020

Skunk Ass

When your ass and bunghole get all hot and sweaty, due to heat and or activity, resulting in a vile, repugnant smell of rotten ass and skunky body stank that permeates the clothes.

Ryan has the worst skunk ass when he works out.

I can't ride in you car with no AC. I'll get skunk ass.

I couldn't pound Rachel's ass last night. I gagged on the smell of her skunk ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017