when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans
im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day
by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018
Get the shit rape mug.I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.
Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2025
Get the When I'm the one getting raped in prison mug.You ARE the rape gang, Jordan! If you installed that retard to steal my identity and women are fucking him because they think he is Hym then YOU are the rape gang. You and Sam Harris are actively covering for him amd having him on his podcast!
Hym "Muslim rape gangs!? Apparently it's the Christian/Atheist coalition rape gangs we have to worry about here in America! Right Jordan? Empowering a deviant to sexually defraud woman and victimize them with revenge porn! That's YOU doing that Jordan! You and Sam Harris had him on your podcast!"
by Hym Iam January 29, 2025
Get the Rape Gangs mug.I just chip raped my friend, she looked like she was wanking when she was trying to get the chips out.
Lets chip rape her, she has heaps of cleavage so it shud be easy
Lets chip rape her, she has heaps of cleavage so it shud be easy
by Spazninja July 5, 2011
Get the chip rape mug.When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.
Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
by ttarler June 18, 2011
Get the Agricultural ass rape mug.When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017
Get the arkansas ninja rape mug.when a girl has sex with a guy, regrets it the next morning, and calls him a rapist.
Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk
Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk
Hey did you hear about Mike and Kenzie?
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.
Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.
Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time
by The secret truth April 14, 2022
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