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Bear Food

A skinny homosexual male who likes to receive during intercourse.
Person 1: "Did you see how that guy was dressed?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's total Bear Food."
by TheWhiplash June 2, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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South Alaskan Bear Trap

When your banging a girl missionary style and she wraps her legs around you before you cum, This is much different than the north alaskan bear trap.
She gave me the South Alaskan Bear Trap yesterday, i just about knocked her ass out.
by Kurticus Gonzalenator May 24, 2018
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Poopy Mama Bear

Single mom in her 30s that wears glasses and has her hair in a bun. She may have let her herself go but still tries to act sexy to attract a man.
The poopy mama bear was licking a lollipop hoping the guy in the bread aisle would notice.
by DeadGokuJokes November 10, 2018
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Boody Bear

A cute term used to describe your submissive partner who thrives from alot of love and attention.

A cute name for your favourite pet.
I was sat on the sofa last night with my boody bear. They where in handcuffs and awaiting my command.
by Guru Yuru November 23, 2021
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Smelly bear

They smell but they claim not to even though they catch fish with their bear paws. They are addicted to ice cream and need caffeine but wont have coffee. Sometimes Justin Bieber. Gate keeps mac and cheese.
Ella: Wow, do you smell that?
A fellow rabbit: Yeah, its that smelly Bear. Lets talk about this in the groupchat.
by buuuuuuun January 5, 2022
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Bear Trap Crystal

A bear trap crystal is a crystal that If you melt a bear trap and put it in a crystal shaped form with melted glass and a bit of bear fur and then cool it of wola its a bear trap crystal
-You dude i was on vecation and i found a bear trap crystal in a cave
by Mr unknown 12304 October 20, 2017
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