Shit nuggets

when a mans hair becomes so long that it contains peices of genuine peices of faeces congragated on said hair during toilet time.

mouse - "that dudes hair is soooo long hes rocking the shit nuggets"

murderface - "niiiiiiiice"

by William Britton March 6, 2008

shit flick

A film that is COMPLETE and TOTAL SHIT due to reasons that include, but are not limited to:

- a terrible script
- horrible acting
- foolish directors
- portraying a waste of talent
- promoting idiocy and ignorance

A: My DVD collection's sick!
B: What're you talking about?
A: I got like, 500 movies, man!
B: Yeah... 500 shit flicks.

DANG!

by haxico July 28, 2011

Midnight Shit

The act of shutting off the lights in a bathroom while someone is in the act of shitting in a stall. Usually performed at public restrooms. The poor person will have trouble wiping him/herself.

Hey everyone, Jim is in the bathroom taking a midnight shit. Man that sucks to be him.

by Brett Rauchwerger January 13, 2008

Paper Shits

The paper circles leftover after using a hole puncher on a piece of paper.

"You spilled paper shits on my desk!"

by Syndo September 24, 2009

dumb as shit

a compound adj. to describe a noun

My teacher is dumb as shit.
My computer is dumb as shit.
This movie is dumb as shit.

by Drunk monkey October 12, 2003

Nut shit

Saying something gay

You on some nut shit mo

by I'm me21 February 11, 2017

this shit sucks

Everything that unfolds during the workday and about 75% of events outside of the same workday.

I burnt myself on an exhaust pipe and my wife bitched me out for leaving a napkin on the coffee table. This shit sucks.

by Wrldgoesround July 10, 2016