A Park rangers breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a sexual lubricant for missionary position based sexual intercourse, once both party’s have finished a sprinkling of all purpose flour is applied to the female genitalia, hence fourth cunnilingus is performed completing the park rangers breakfast, bonus if the female is hairy like a bear.
Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
Get the Park rangers breakfastmug. When you didn't graduate High School, Go to College become an adult and get a decently high enough paying job. So you result to accepting money bounties from the Rothschild Illuminati Family, Orion Aliens, Men in Black, United States Government to meet your expenses while the Supreme Creative Force secretly observes you accepting these money bounties to do EVIL actions 90 percent of the time and when your time is up on Earth she over powers you and sends you to a lower Region of Hell to be punished uncomfortably after life
by The Gods & Goddesses November 7, 2019
Get the Trailer Park Trash Bounty Boymug. A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.
Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.
by IDONTMIND August 27, 2017
Get the parking lot metalmug. Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."
Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.
by Bobnoxious August 23, 2020
Get the Parking Lot Therapymug. A place where you may remember from your childhood filled with little kids running around, boogers on poles, middle school bikers who think they are so cool, adults talking about life, and crying babies.
Years ago when you were a child....
You: I want to go to the park!
Parent: Ok lets go, bring your water bottle!
At the park....
You: So fun!
A few minutes later....
WAAHHHHHHH
You: I want to go to the park!
Parent: Ok lets go, bring your water bottle!
At the park....
You: So fun!
A few minutes later....
WAAHHHHHHH
by JJHargreevs09 October 27, 2020
Get the The parkmug. Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.
by Grippy Boi January 6, 2023
Get the Tech Parkmug. Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022
Get the Park Avenue Pony Ridemug.