Bartosz's Law

A law which describes the feeling that a Colorado driver experiences when witnessing someone driving poorly or recklessly on I-25, only for it to be revealed the vehicle has Texas plates.

This phenomenon is similar in sensation to Bidoof's Law.

Guy 1: "Did you see the video of the man driving from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes on his bike?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! He's from Texas. Classic Bartosz's Law."

by ProfoundThoughts January 30, 2024

half-co-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's husband.

half-co-brother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

dow's law

states that anything that magically starts working will magically stop working

you can't go home even if the problem seems to have gone away. dow's law says you must fix your code

by jmaug October 24, 2016

Klug's Law

Only one wearable computing device (e.g. Pebble watch, Google Glass, etc.) shall be allowed on an individual person to avoid notification blowup.

Man: I would totally get another smart watch, but I'm afraid of violating Klug's Law

by NiwaDaisuke July 15, 2013

Ex-Wife-In-Law

The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.

She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.

by thmill December 2, 2024

cousin-in-law

First cousin's spouse or spouse's first cousin.

My cousin-in-law is a educated person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023