Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

J. Roush

A poor investor. Someone who buy’s high and sell’s low. Tries to time the market but ultimately fails.

I J. Roush’d my portfolio when I bought BA at $230 and sold at $140.

by Iron_Lotus November 18, 2020

Willie J. Williams Middle School

The best school in Georgia, with the best teachers (Mrs. Williams)

I go to Willie J. Williams Middle School, what about you?

by Sigma skibidi rizz in ohio June 21, 2025

j

j is so awesome and kind and awesome 💪

J IS SO SWAG

by spencer404 July 10, 2021

OJ flow J

A fit African American man smoothly and in a flowing pattern gives you what would commonly be referred to as a handjob

Damn did that nigga give you a OJ flow J

by Cripple Killer May 29, 2019

for real real with the cool J

A way to agree with sass

"OMG this movie is stupid!"
"Yeah, for real real with the cool J!"

by Felipe sin los muchachos March 7, 2021

/j

Joke.

*video of someone making a satire video, for example, a quirky girl*

haha so quirky 😐 /j

by your.mother55 June 20, 2021