Fortnite

A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -

Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A

and Ligma.

The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.

John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo

by ittyyy August 19, 2018

Fortnite

Gay

Fortnite is gay

by KI ADI MUNDI January 4, 2020

Fortnite

Dogshit game and if you play it your gay

Hey I play Fortnite. Ok gay piece of shit

by Apexgod1928 July 20, 2020

Fortnite

Heaven when the internet is smoother than a girls booty

Fortnite has taken over the world

by Sharp_shooter890 June 3, 2018

fortnite

a game that has taken over the lives of sad little teenage boys. they constantly loose girlfriends because of this game , since they are too busy playing. people also post their wins on their snapchat story because they think people actually give a shit about them when we actually don't.

girlfriend: i think we need to break up, you're spending too much time on that stupid "fartnite" game and not spending enough time with me.
boy: *is playing fortnite at the moment* yeah ok.

by cacalover418 May 14, 2018

fortnite

bad

guy 3: DURR I LIKE FORTNITE!

Guy 1: *loads shotgun with malicious intent*

by catlord111 September 12, 2020

Fortnite

A stupid game that every. Single. Guy plays it is stupid and uncalled for v-bux cost too much and I’m broke now so thanks a lot fortnite go choke on your spit and die

Fortnite ruined my life I hate it

by rainbowlamb June 8, 2018